Well, I\'m not the kind to kiss and tell, But I\'ve been seen with Farrah.
I\'ve never been with anything less than a nine, so fine.
I\'ve been on fire with Sally Field, gone fast with a girl named Bo.
But somehow they just don\'t end up as mine...
It\'s a death-defying life I lead, I\'ll take my chances.
I\'ve died for a living in the movies and tv.
But the hardest thing I\'ll ever do is watch my leading ladies,
Kiss some other guy while I\'m bandaging my knee.

I might fall from a tall building, I might roll a brand-new car,
\'Cause I\'m the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star.

I\'ve never spent much time in school, but I taught ladies plenty.
It\'s true I hire my body out for pay, hey hey!
I\'ve gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs, blown up over Rachel Welch
But when I wind up in the hay, it\'s only hay, hey hey!
I might jump an open drawbridge, or Tarzan from a vine,
\'Cause I\'m the unknown stuntman, that makes Eastwood look so fine.

They\'ll never make me president, but I got the best first ladies
Someday´s I got´em as far as the eye can see - ouee
A morning dove with Jacky Smith, a crash in the night with Cheryl
But in the end they never stay with me
On my fall from the Tower Building, so Burt Reynolds don\'t get hurt
I might leap the mighty Canyon, so he can kiss and flirt
Well, that smooth talker\'s kissing my girl - I\'m just kissing dirt
Yes, I\'m the lonely stuntman, that made a lover out of Burt